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SpruceMoose231

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PostSubject: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:38 pm

I've created a competition to see who creates the funniest/best joke (Just for shit's and gig's since I'm bored af right now)

Requirements: Joke has to be original and cannot be copied. If I've heard it before your joke will not be considered. Jokes can't be too offensive and you're allowed to +1 other people's jokes.

Prize: A steam game - Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015

Entries finish by 10:00PM on the 6/12/2015 (Australian time)
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:52 pm

@SpruceMoose231 wrote:
I've created a competition to see who creates the funniest/best joke (Just for shit's and gig's since I'm bored af right now)

Requirements: Joke has to be original and cannot be copied. If I've heard it before your joke will not be considered. Jokes can't be too offensive and you're allowed to +1 other people's jokes.

Prize: A steam game - Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015

Entries finish by 10:00PM on the 6/12/2015 (Australian time)


+1, best joke 2k15
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SpruceMoose231

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:44 pm

We have a winner!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:21 pm

why did the chicken cross the road

coz there was a mushmelow and he didnt wanna get stuck
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:12 pm

You like Tapes and CD's?
Answer : Yes?
k, cuz I'll tape diz dick on your forehead so you can CD's Nutz
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:06 pm

the fact that seb has admin
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:10 pm

@Jesseminga wrote:
the fact that seb has admin
+1
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:16 pm

@Jesseminga wrote:
the fact that seb has admin
+1
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:24 pm

420 69
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 5:07 pm

@Jesseminga wrote:
the fact that seb has admin
im fucking killing myself now

bully

Edit: piss off


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George Butts

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 5:31 pm

I just got out of jail for knocking a man unconscious on new year's eve. Sorry for getting scared while an arab is counting down from ten.
#JokeOfTheDay
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:16 pm

wanna hear a joke

all you guys have aids and you should be put down like a real moose sprucemoose moosespruce\

how funny am i
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Im2cool999

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:21 pm

What is the difference between a guitar, a piano and glue?

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a piano.

"What about the glue?"

I knew you would get "stuck" on that.
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Jesseminga



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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:20 am

@Aphlex wrote:
You like Tapes and CD's?
Answer : Yes?
k, cuz I'll tape diz dick on your forehead so you can CD's Nutz
thats old as fuck, i remember that from year 7 when sloths were like world famous and your joke was copied word FROM WORD ON THE FUCKING MEME CREATOR, THIS IS FOR UP AND COMING COMEDIANS LIKE MYSELF, GTFO FOOL
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Paperlacks

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:15 am

joke 1:

whats the difference between an old bus terminal and a lobster with breast implants???
ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

joke 2:

incredible hulk.. more like
INCREDIBLE FAT CUNT
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Justinn

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:20 am

you have the worst fucking jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:09 pm

@Paperlacks wrote:
joke 1:

whats the difference between an old bus terminal and a lobster with breast implants???
ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

joke 2:

incredible hulk.. more like
INCREDIBLE FAT CUNT

he is the winner, top notch original jokes
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Ignatius, McGilliCuddy

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:40 am

Idk if you have heard this before;

1. Whats a Mexican's favourite sport?
Cross Country.
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Seb Quin

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:54 am

@Ignatius, McGilliCuddy wrote:
Idk if you have heard this before;

1. Whats a Mexican's favourite sport?
Cross Country.
2 old
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:32 am

So I had a Science exam yesterday and one of the questions I had was 'What do you commonly find in a cell', and apparently black people is the wrong answer :/

This is not true by the way, I just think Spruce is probably a racist joke kinda guy Smile
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Aphlex

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:56 am

@Paperlacks wrote:
joke 1:

whats the difference between an old bus terminal and a lobster with breast implants???
ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

joke 2:

incredible hulk.. more like
INCREDIBLE FAT CUNT
-1
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Mclovin

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:53 pm

here is a joke
i have cancer
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Aphlex

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:52 pm

Building on the admin roof (Uno who)
Kappa
Its just a prank, it is just a prank bro. Look theres a camera over there for social experiment

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:27 am

here is a joke

republic gaming
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the week   Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:55 am

i got a better one...





bmdas gaming
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