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What the fuck, FUN MESSAGE TIME WIF OWNERS

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What the fuck, FUN MESSAGE TIME WIF OWNERS

Post by Dyoh on Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:24 pm

These are some of the things our amazing owners do c::::::::: luv them both to the moon n back xoxoxoxoxo

1)
Dyoh: tonight
Dyoh: ima walk
Dyoh: to bank
Dyoh: and send a snappy
Havora: into the fucking volcano
Havora: i will be happy
Havora: no
Havora: ye
Dyoh: of my empty bank acc
Havora: send snap
Dyoh: and tomorrow morning
Dyoh: with 500
Dyoh: c::::
Havora: eh
Havora: you
Havora: seriously
Havora: im a man
Havora: right
Havora: and tears
Havora: arent suppose
Havora: to come out
Havora: a man
Havora: why you made me cry
Dyoh: only
Dyoh: out of your penis
Dyoh: tears
Dyoh: come from there
Dyoh: from a man
Dyoh: real men cry with dicks
Havora: then im not a man
Havora: plot twist
Dyoh: ripe
Havora: no
Havora: what
Havora: the moment
Havora: when
Havora: tomorrow
Havora: im getting a macbook
Dyoh: ripe
Havora: im pretty sure
Havora: hi
Dyoh: hello
Dyoh: is this telstra?
Havora: no this is chuck testa
Dyoh: ah
Dyoh: hi
Dyoh: im here
Dyoh: to fix
Dyoh: pornhub
Dyoh: its not working
Dyoh: only gay porn is showing
Dyoh: what do i do
Havora: firstly
Havora: you need to go out the room and head to the modem that is providing the internet
Havora: once that is done.
Havora: get a screwdriver
Havora: and place the screwdriver in your eye and screw until you see blood squirting out
Dyoh: okay
Dyoh: ill try that
Dyoh: brb
Havora: sorry im not the best in handing tips

2)
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: help 
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: STEVEN PLEASE 
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: MY LIVER 
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: IS COLLAPASING 
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: I'VE LITERALLY HAD > 23 LITRES OF COCA COLA IN THE PAST 2 -3 WEEEK 
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: S 
Dyoh: holy fuck 
Dyoh: wanna know how to make it better? 
Dyoh: dont drink fucking coke alot

3)
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: ill bash your dick off 
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: with my mouth 
Dyoh: ooohohohohoohoho 
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: FUCK YOU HAVE A BIG COCK 
Dyoh: <3 
Zeth the mighty mpgh hacker: I WANT IT 
Dyoh: oh lord
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Re: What the fuck, FUN MESSAGE TIME WIF OWNERS

Post by Havora on Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:26 pm

sorry. im firing you!

this is private business, we are formal owners thank you very much. TGR will use this as evidence against us! Or is Dyoh TGR!

what.

hello.

good morning, my name is matt im here to fix your garden hose i see you got it stuck in your cats eye!
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Post by Dyoh on Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:27 pm

Oh thanks, my cats been needing help for over 5 years now, thank you and tgr, whats that pokemon pls halp 911 is taking over 2012
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Post by Havora on Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:29 pm

tgr actually owns pokemon, i tricked you.

funny nuclear explosions ka boom

hiroshima!
fukushima!
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Re: What the fuck, FUN MESSAGE TIME WIF OWNERS

Post by Dyoh on Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:51 pm

Yasuo takes skill dw
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